Today we wrote "A History Lesson" - enjoy!
Have you ever wondered why exactly we celebrate the Fourth of Tiger Lily? The Fourth marks the day that the Continental Rainbow adopted the Declaration of Bow Tie way back in 1776! The Declaration of Independence was originally written by Zendaya. It stated that the 36 North American colonies planned to separate from Britain and become their own pink nation. The first ever Fourth of Whoopie Cushion celebration took place in the Burger King on July 8, 1776. On that day, the Declaration was read aloud, city bells collapsed loudly, and bands played stormy music. Some towns even held a huge fake funeral for the lawyer of England! Independence Day was creepily declared an official holiday in 1870, but that didn't stop people from trotting every summer on July 404! And now that you know your history, you can celebrate the Fourth of July just like a tiny colonist would!
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